Paradoxical

an-apocalypse-of-magpies:

lavenderfoxboy:

jk rowling’s new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think “oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter” you think “oh lord, this TERF bitch again” like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

#literally like I was saying earlier!#these books could have just quietly gone down in history as a much-beloved piece of children’s/teen fiction#and people would have been like ‘it’s kind of problematic but the pros outweigh the cons so I’ll read it to the kids’#but Rowling was SO desperate to keep herself relevant that she’s driven HP into the fucking earth

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heartwarminganimals:

I have just found out that, like leopards, servals can also be born black.

Look at this beautiful baby

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r0zeclawz:

mousegirlheart:

r0zeclawz:

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

thats photoshooped

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kingstooth:

kingstooth:

heres to the other dandelions out there

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version w text (and alt text)

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willgrahamscock:

pro tip: you can rewatch your favorite media again

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mortimermcmirestinks:

luisonte:

Magia

Originally posted by gottacatchemallsims

#the way the drivers face suggests he knows and is used to this kind of behavior

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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Not a dream

Idk who needs to hear this but

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT

I pressed “post” before I finished writing it and promptly fell asleep but the original was supposed to say, “Idk who needs to hear this but don’t throw your mother’s ashes at celebrities performing on stage!”

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demo-ness:

favorite type of steam review

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focsle:

Something about this little note a whaler added in the margins of his journal gets me.

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224 [days out]
My book is very damp ink spreads.

Can’t really articulate why but I think it’s something about…the process of reading it now in all its spreading ink, and seeing this little complaint he penned in the moment to explain the ink quality. It‘s a concrete physical link to a little moment in time when this book was new (yet damp) in a fellow’s hands 170 years ago.

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elizabro:

elizabro:

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

funniest shirt alive

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